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Artie Lange Quotes

Don’t do drugs to be cool, do ‘em because you hate yourself Picture Quote #1
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row Picture Quote #1
Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative Picture Quote #1
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites that predict my early death Picture Quote #1
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time Picture Quote #1
When I black out, it’s the happiest time of my life Picture Quote #1
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Whiskey will always be a part of my life Picture Quote #1
I ain’t apologizing for anything, especially if it’s a joke Picture Quote #1
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night Picture Quote #1
I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete Picture Quote #1
It’s good to be alive Picture Quote #1
I’m a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m Picture Quote #1
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I’m very resilient. The only thing I’m missing right now are abs Picture Quote #1
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Don’t do drugs to be cool, do ‘em because you hate yourself  (Artie Lange Quotes) If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row  (Artie Lange Quotes) Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative  (Artie Lange Quotes) Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there’s 18 websites that predict my early death.  (Artie Lange Quotes) Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time  (Artie Lange Quotes) When I black out, it’s the happiest time of my life  (Artie Lange Quotes) Whiskey will always be a part of my life  (Artie Lange Quotes) I ain’t apologizing for anything, especially if it’s a joke  (Artie Lange Quotes) I got into comedy so I could stay out all night  (Artie Lange Quotes) I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete  (Artie Lange Quotes) It’s good to be alive  (Artie Lange Quotes) I’m a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m  (Artie Lange Quotes) I’m very resilient. The only thing I’m missing right now are abs  (Artie Lange Quotes)