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Arse Quotes

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain’t going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you’re not off your arse then you ain’t going to keep it very long Picture Quote #1

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! Picture Quote #1

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I don’t use it Picture Quote #1

I’m at the age where I don’t have to kiss arse or play nice! Picture Quote #1

There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach Picture Quote #1

I’ve played hockey most my life and I’ve never been badly injured... Three weeks into curling I’ve got bone chips in both my elbows. I still can’t lean on a table. I’ve even got curling injuries, believe it or not, just from falling on my arse Picture Quote #1

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I’ve come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse Picture Quote #1

Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears Picture Quote #1

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If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain’t going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you’re not off your arse then you ain’t going to keep it very long (Arse Quotes) I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! (Arse Quotes) I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I don’t use it (Arse Quotes) I’m at the age where I don’t have to kiss arse or play nice! (Arse Quotes) There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach (Arse Quotes) I’ve played hockey most my life and I’ve never been badly injured... Three weeks into curling I’ve got bone chips in both my elbows. I still can’t lean on a table. I’ve even got curling injuries, believe it or not, just from falling on my arse (Arse Quotes) I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I’ve come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse (Arse Quotes) Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears (Arse Quotes)

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