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Text Quotes
Not that I had a big arse but even that was toned (Arse Quotes)
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man (Arse Quotes)
It’s like being hit up the arse by a rainbow (Arse Quotes)
The only thing I wouldn’t do is sell my arse (Arse Quotes)
I’ve always wanted to kick a duck up the arse (Arse Quotes)
The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse (Arse Quotes)
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back (Arse Quotes)
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse (Arse Quotes)
The other man’s arse is always cleaner (Arse Quotes)
My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook (Arse Quotes)
Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse (Arse Quotes)
Dance music was on its arse before we came along (Arse Quotes)
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once (Arse Quotes)
To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high (Arse Quotes)
Having just had a baby, I’m not going to be thinking about my arse (Arse Quotes)
I’ve played hockey most my life and I’ve never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I’ve got bone chips in both my elbows. I still can’t lean on a table. I’ve even got curling injuries, believe it or not, just from falling on my arse. (Arse Quotes)
Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse (Arse Quotes)
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I’ve come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse. (Arse Quotes)
I’ve just been livin’ a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin’ pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing. (Arse Quotes)
I’ve done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair - and you’re going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off! (Arse Quotes)
The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can (Arse Quotes)
You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest (Arse Quotes)
Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it’s a cry for help - they don’t feel like they are being listened to (Arse Quotes)
I’ve been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. (Arse Quotes)
The word arse is as much God as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your God at the waist (Arse Quotes)
On the most exalted throne in the world, we are still seated on nothing but our arse (Arse Quotes)
It’s interesting to see the dislocation between how people perceive a person visually. Apparently on the radio I’m blonde with a big arse (Arse Quotes)
She's got legs like a stork, no arse worth speaking of, and great cow-like eyes. call that a woman?' 'You just like big tits', chentsov retorted. 'That's an outmoded, pre-revolutionary point of view (Arse Quotes)
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls (Arse Quotes)
I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever (Arse Quotes)
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