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Zach Braff Quotes

I think I suffer from some mild depression Picture Quote #1

Hitler was about population control Picture Quote #1

Yea, I’ve got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle Picture Quote #1

Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever Picture Quote #1

Complete garbage. It’s like Garden State, but in outer space Picture Quote #1

I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever Picture Quote #1

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I love ‘Scrubs.’ It’s the best day job in the world Picture Quote #1

If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do Picture Quote #1

My tears cure cancer too, it’s just that I laugh at cancer patients Picture Quote #1

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one Picture Quote #1

It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it Picture Quote #1

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly Picture Quote #1

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I had a very funny family Picture Quote #1

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there’s like this extra 10 years of that angst Picture Quote #1

Is ‘Garden State’ the next ‘Citizen Kane’? Of course not. I’d like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly Picture Quote #1

A kid came up to me the other day and said, ‘Hey, you’re the guy on Scrubs!’ Kid, I am Scrubs, and don’t you forget it Picture Quote #1

Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined Picture Quote #1

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew Picture Quote #1

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I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man? Picture Quote #1

I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what’s become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something Picture Quote #1

The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire Picture Quote #1

I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. ‘Garden State’ came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they’re building a memorial Picture Quote #1

The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don’t and you don’t. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That’s why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I’m doing good for at least one person for sure Picture Quote #1

Well it’s not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I’d probably keep it actually Picture Quote #1

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I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It’s a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom Picture Quote #1

Yeah I thought about making the character of JD gay... But then I thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you’ll be crushing Picture Quote #1

I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging Picture Quote #1

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once Picture Quote #1

I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker’s ass. That’s when I realized, ‘Hey, I’m freakin’ Zach Braff.’ I did it the next morning Picture Quote #1

Yeah I saw An Inconvenient Truth, and I don’t want to say it was preachy but let’s not kid ourselves, I’ve got far more important work to do Picture Quote #1

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I think I suffer from some mild depression (Zach Braff Quotes) Hitler was about population control (Zach Braff Quotes) Yea, I’ve got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle (Zach Braff Quotes) Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever (Zach Braff Quotes) Complete garbage. It’s like Garden State, but in outer space (Zach Braff Quotes) I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever (Zach Braff Quotes) I love ‘Scrubs.’ It’s the best day job in the world (Zach Braff Quotes) If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do (Zach Braff Quotes) My tears cure cancer too, it’s just that I laugh at cancer patients (Zach Braff Quotes) Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it. (Zach Braff Quotes) The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly (Zach Braff Quotes) I had a very funny family (Zach Braff Quotes) It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there’s like this extra 10 years of that angst (Zach Braff Quotes) Is ‘Garden State’ the next ‘Citizen Kane’? Of course not. I’d like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly (Zach Braff Quotes) A kid came up to me the other day and said, ‘Hey, you’re the guy on Scrubs!’ Kid, I am Scrubs, and don’t you forget it (Zach Braff Quotes) Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined (Zach Braff Quotes) If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn’t really that good of an actress. Especially when compared to me. Just watch the two of us, it’s light and dark. I am by far the better Jew (Zach Braff Quotes) I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man? (Zach Braff Quotes) I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what’s become of black culture since emancipation, I think you have to admit, maybe the Confederacy was on to something (Zach Braff Quotes) The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show was satire (Zach Braff Quotes) I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. ‘Garden State’ came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they’re building a memorial (Zach Braff Quotes) The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don’t and you don’t. For all I know, the president of Make a Wish just used all the money to buy himself a mansion and a yacht. That’s why I keep all of my money for myself, at least then I know I’m doing good for at least one person for sure (Zach Braff Quotes) Well it’s not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I’d probably keep it actually (Zach Braff Quotes) I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It’s a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom (Zach Braff Quotes) Yeah I thought about making the character of JD gay... But then I thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you’ll be crushing (Zach Braff Quotes) I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging (Zach Braff Quotes) If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once (Zach Braff Quotes) I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker’s ass. That’s when I realized, ‘Hey, I’m freakin’ Zach Braff.’ I did it the next morning (Zach Braff Quotes) Yeah I saw An Inconvenient Truth, and I don’t want to say it was preachy but let’s not kid ourselves, I’ve got far more important work to do (Zach Braff Quotes)

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