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Zach Braff Quotes

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to ‘Braffland.’ I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there’s always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake Picture Quote #1

If we’re going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we’re going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch ‘Garden State’? Picture Quote #1

In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs Picture Quote #1

I think the Bible should be re-written for today’s society. We can call it ‘Scrubs.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It’s false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese Picture Quote #1

I know I probably should be sad about my mother’s cancer... but she still hasn’t seen The Last Kiss, you know? Picture Quote #1

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Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him Picture Quote #1

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I’m awesome Picture Quote #1

I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly Picture Quote #1

I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE! Picture Quote #1

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day Picture Quote #1

People ask me, ‘Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?’ I always tell them that there’s nothing on earth better than being famous Picture Quote #1

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I really couldn’t say how famous I really am, that’s for the history books to decide. But I’ll probably be pretty up there Picture Quote #1

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song Picture Quote #1

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You’ll get quite an evil eye if you don’t leave a tip at the bar Picture Quote #1

As a kid who wasn’t into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London Picture Quote #1

One of the things about Scrubs is that it’s about great friendships and... as broad and as serious as we get it’s always really about friendship. It’s about getting through the challenging parts of your life with the help of your friends Picture Quote #1

I’m sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it’s all going according to plan and some weeks where you’re super frustrated Picture Quote #1

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I think in a play it’s wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience Picture Quote #1

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans Picture Quote #1

I came when I was in high school as part of a student exchange program with the Jewish Community Center in New Jersey, to Ramat Eliyahu. You come and volunteer for five weeks at a day camp. I was a teenager - I couldn’t really appreciate it as much, and now I come back as an adult and I can really get the flavor of the city, and I love it Picture Quote #1

I don’t think it’s that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff Picture Quote #1

Sometimes, I go to Barnes and Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section Picture Quote #1

I don’t get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? Picture Quote #1

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It’s a good thing I’m a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty Picture Quote #1

I’m always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be? Picture Quote #1

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am Picture Quote #1

It’s all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in Picture Quote #1

It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance Picture Quote #1

Some people just can’t handle that they will never be a better actor than me Picture Quote #1

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Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to ‘Braffland.’ I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there’s always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake (Zach Braff Quotes) If we’re going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we’re going to have to do is start helping them get basic amenities like electricity, televisions, and DVD players over there. Otherwise, how can they watch ‘Garden State’? (Zach Braff Quotes) In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs (Zach Braff Quotes) I think the Bible should be re-written for today’s society. We can call it ‘Scrubs.’ (Zach Braff Quotes) I’m sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It’s false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese (Zach Braff Quotes) I know I probably should be sad about my mother’s cancer... but she still hasn’t seen The Last Kiss, you know? (Zach Braff Quotes) Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him (Zach Braff Quotes) Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I’m awesome (Zach Braff Quotes) I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly (Zach Braff Quotes) I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE! (Zach Braff Quotes) Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day (Zach Braff Quotes) People ask me, ‘Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?’ I always tell them that there’s nothing on earth better than being famous (Zach Braff Quotes) I really couldn’t say how famous I really am, that’s for the history books to decide. But I’ll probably be pretty up there (Zach Braff Quotes) That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song (Zach Braff Quotes) In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You’ll get quite an evil eye if you don’t leave a tip at the bar (Zach Braff Quotes) As a kid who wasn’t into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London (Zach Braff Quotes) One of the things about Scrubs is that it’s about great friendships and... as broad and as serious as we get it’s always really about friendship. It’s about getting through the challenging parts of your life with the help of your friends (Zach Braff Quotes) I’m sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it’s all going according to plan and some weeks where you’re super frustrated (Zach Braff Quotes) I think in a play it’s wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience. (Zach Braff Quotes) I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans (Zach Braff Quotes) I came when I was in high school as part of a student exchange program with the Jewish Community Center in New Jersey, to Ramat Eliyahu. You come and volunteer for five weeks at a day camp. I was a teenager - I couldn’t really appreciate it as much, and now I come back as an adult and I can really get the flavor of the city, and I love it. (Zach Braff Quotes) I don’t think it’s that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. (Zach Braff Quotes) Sometimes, I go to Barnes and Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section. (Zach Braff Quotes) I don’t get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s a good thing I’m a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty. (Zach Braff Quotes) I’m always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be? (Zach Braff Quotes) Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am. (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in. (Zach Braff Quotes) It’s always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone’s looking to me for guidance. (Zach Braff Quotes) Some people just can’t handle that they will never be a better actor than me (Zach Braff Quotes)

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