Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie. ' He said 'God beat me to it. '

Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie. ' He said 'God beat me to it. '

Rodney Dangerfield was a comedic genius known for his self-deprecating humor and quick wit. His famous one-liners, such as "I don't get no respect" and "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender," have become iconic in the world of comedy.

The quote "Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'" perfectly encapsulates Dangerfield's style of humor. He was never afraid to poke fun at himself and his appearance, often making jokes about his lack of attractiveness and the struggles he faced in his personal life.