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Will Rogers Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Don't look back you're not going that way
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want






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Text Quotes
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging (Will Rogers Quotes)
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today (Will Rogers Quotes)
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds (Will Rogers Quotes)
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons (Will Rogers Quotes)
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces (Will Rogers Quotes)
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing (Will Rogers Quotes)
Politics is applesauce (Will Rogers Quotes)
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce (Will Rogers Quotes)
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake (Will Rogers Quotes)
You can’t legislate intelligence and common sense into people (Will Rogers Quotes)
Congressional investigations are for the benefit of photographers (Will Rogers Quotes)
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner (Will Rogers Quotes)
There is no income tax in Russia. But there’s no income (Will Rogers Quotes)
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking (Will Rogers Quotes)
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing (Will Rogers Quotes)
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for (Will Rogers Quotes)
I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money (Will Rogers Quotes)
You know you’ve got to exercise your brain just like your muscles (Will Rogers Quotes)
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff. (Will Rogers Quotes)
A company is known by the people it keeps (Will Rogers Quotes)
Common sense ain’t common (Will Rogers Quotes)
You know, everybody’s ignorant, just on different subjects (Will Rogers Quotes)
I don’t know what humor is (Will Rogers Quotes)
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can (Will Rogers Quotes)
America is a land of opportunity and don’t ever forget it (Will Rogers Quotes)
Strangers are just friends I haven’t met yet (Will Rogers Quotes)
It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for (Will Rogers Quotes)
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work (Will Rogers Quotes)
America is a great country, but you can’t live in it for nothing (Will Rogers Quotes)
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed (Will Rogers Quotes)