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Will Rogers Quotes

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else Picture Quote #1

The best way out of a difficulty is through it Picture Quote #1

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can Picture Quote #1

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts Picture Quote #1

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets Picture Quote #1

A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created Picture Quote #1

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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you Picture Quote #1

No man is great if he thinks he is Picture Quote #1

Don’t invite me if you don’t want me Picture Quote #1

Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime Picture Quote #1

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts Picture Quote #1

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat Picture Quote #1

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment Picture Quote #1

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious Picture Quote #1

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's Picture Quote #1

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for Picture Quote #1

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer Picture Quote #1

Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was Picture Quote #1

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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects Picture Quote #1

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else Picture Quote #1

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches Picture Quote #1

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned Picture Quote #1

If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world Picture Quote #1

The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight Picture Quote #1

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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for Picture Quote #1

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer Picture Quote #1

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week Picture Quote #1

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself Picture Quote #1

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them Picture Quote #1

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail Picture Quote #1

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else (Will Rogers Quotes) The best way out of a difficulty is through it (Will Rogers Quotes) We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can (Will Rogers Quotes) It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts (Will Rogers Quotes) The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets (Will Rogers Quotes) A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created (Will Rogers Quotes) It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you (Will Rogers Quotes) No man is great if he thinks he is (Will Rogers Quotes) Don’t invite me if you don’t want me (Will Rogers Quotes) Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime (Will Rogers Quotes) I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts (Will Rogers Quotes) I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat (Will Rogers Quotes) Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment (Will Rogers Quotes) Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious (Will Rogers Quotes) An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's (Will Rogers Quotes) Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for (Will Rogers Quotes) The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer (Will Rogers Quotes) Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was (Will Rogers Quotes) Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects (Will Rogers Quotes) Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else (Will Rogers Quotes) Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches (Will Rogers Quotes) If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned (Will Rogers Quotes) If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world (Will Rogers Quotes) The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight (Will Rogers Quotes) It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for (Will Rogers Quotes) Make crime pay. Become a lawyer (Will Rogers Quotes) Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week (Will Rogers Quotes) The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself (Will Rogers Quotes) The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them (Will Rogers Quotes) There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail (Will Rogers Quotes)

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