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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic Picture Quote #1

Everyone's having fun but me Picture Quote #1

I'm a unicorn Picture Quote #1

Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension Picture Quote #1

I Feel like I’m one of the Simpsons Picture Quote #1

Keep out. Or enter. I’m a sign, not a cop Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes

If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest Picture Quote #1

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen Picture Quote #1

I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great Picture Quote #1

Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on! Picture Quote #1

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong Picture Quote #1

Growing up, I remember my parents feeling a little wary of ‘The Simpsons.’ This was the late eighties, and there was a wave of articles about TV shows that were bad for America. Then we all started watching it and loved it Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes

A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from ‘The Simpsons.’ To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt Picture Quote #1

The thing about a cartoon is, you can do whatever you want. The tightrope that we are walking on ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘Futurama’ is ‘How do you continue to surprise the audience, but make them good surprises?’ Not every surprise is good, but you want to continue jolting people Picture Quote #1

‘The Simpsons’ was about children and married parents; ‘Futurama’ is about people in between; they’re growing up and haven’t settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids Picture Quote #1

‘The Simpsons’ obviously is a huge success, and Fox has nothing to do with its success, with its creative success, and as a result they don’t really like the show. They don’t like ‘The Simpsons’ at Fox Picture Quote #1

‘The Simpsons’ basically - and ‘Futurama’ - are really smart shows. They’re kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you’re paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated Picture Quote #1

On ‘The Simpsons,’ I will say that we definitely like to comment on what’s going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we’ve gone part of the way of accomplishing our task Picture Quote #1

When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes

Nihilism in American comedy came along way before ‘The Simpsons.’ There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to ‘Saturday Night Live,’ for instance, back in the beginning, and a lot of really dark comedy had a really anti-sentimental take on life Picture Quote #1

I think when ‘The Simpsons’ first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show’s really funny, it’s got a heart, so I think it’s pretty safe Picture Quote #1

I have less to do with ‘The Simpsons’ every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it’s just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul Picture Quote #1

I think the cartoons that they’re children are watching, particularly ‘The Simpsons,’ they’re OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That’s not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television Picture Quote #1

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That’s what works. That’s one of the things that’s funny Picture Quote #1

The way Disney characters move, they’re very kind of slow and fluid and flowing; one pose kind of eases into the next. If you look at a show like ‘The Simpsons’ and subsequently a show like ‘Family Guy’ - the characters will jerk from pose to pose a lot, a bit more snappy. Which sort of goes along with the writing tone of the show Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes

Maybe it’ll be like ‘The Simpsons,’ and everybody will remain unchanged. Maybe that’s what ‘Glee’’s about. Maybe this is kind of a stasis show. I don’t know Picture Quote #1

With ‘The Simpsons,’ people didn’t know what they were gonna see. They didn’t have a clue Picture Quote #1

You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they’re really sophisticated shows that we all love back home Picture Quote #1

I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I’ve also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not allowed to watch TV during the week, but on weekends even the 2-year-old veges out to ‘The Simpsons Picture Quote #1

The early seasons of ‘The Simpsons’ had a great deal of heart. That’s what I’m trying to pull from, the kind of stuff that goes straight to kids’ hearts. When they’re watching, they don’t necessarily know why they love something Picture Quote #1

I tend to relate more to people on television who are just themselves, for good or for bad, than I do to someone who I believe is putting on some sort of persona. The anchorman on ‘The Simpsons’ is a reasonable facsimile of some anchors who have that problem Picture Quote #1

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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic (The Simpsons Quotes) Everyone's having fun but me (The Simpsons Quotes) I'm a unicorn (The Simpsons Quotes) Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension (The Simpsons Quotes) I Feel like I’m one of the Simpsons (The Simpsons Quotes) Keep out. Or enter. I’m a sign, not a cop (The Simpsons Quotes) If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest (The Simpsons Quotes) It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen (The Simpsons Quotes) I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great (The Simpsons Quotes) Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on! (The Simpsons Quotes) When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (The Simpsons Quotes) Growing up, I remember my parents feeling a little wary of ‘The Simpsons.’ This was the late eighties, and there was a wave of articles about TV shows that were bad for America. Then we all started watching it and loved it (The Simpsons Quotes) A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from ‘The Simpsons.’ To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt (The Simpsons Quotes) The thing about a cartoon is, you can do whatever you want. The tightrope that we are walking on ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘Futurama’ is ‘How do you continue to surprise the audience, but make them good surprises?’ Not every surprise is good, but you want to continue jolting people (The Simpsons Quotes) ‘The Simpsons’ was about children and married parents; ‘Futurama’ is about people in between; they’re growing up and haven’t settled down. Every other cartoon show seemed to be, you know, dumb dad, bratty kids (The Simpsons Quotes) ‘The Simpsons’ obviously is a huge success, and Fox has nothing to do with its success, with its creative success, and as a result they don’t really like the show. They don’t like ‘The Simpsons’ at Fox (The Simpsons Quotes) ‘The Simpsons’ basically - and ‘Futurama’ - are really smart shows. They’re kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you’re paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated (The Simpsons Quotes) On ‘The Simpsons,’ I will say that we definitely like to comment on what’s going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we’ve gone part of the way of accomplishing our task (The Simpsons Quotes) Nihilism in American comedy came along way before ‘The Simpsons.’ There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to ‘Saturday Night Live,’ for instance, back in the beginning, and a lot of really dark comedy had a really anti-sentimental take on life (The Simpsons Quotes) I think when ‘The Simpsons’ first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They realized the show’s really funny, it’s got a heart, so I think it’s pretty safe (The Simpsons Quotes) I have less to do with ‘The Simpsons’ every season, but I stick my nose in here and there. Basically, it’s just trying to keep the characters consistent and making sure the show has a soul (The Simpsons Quotes) I think the cartoons that they’re children are watching, particularly ‘The Simpsons,’ they’re OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That’s not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television (The Simpsons Quotes) The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That’s what works. That’s one of the things that’s funny (The Simpsons Quotes) The way Disney characters move, they’re very kind of slow and fluid and flowing; one pose kind of eases into the next. If you look at a show like ‘The Simpsons’ and subsequently a show like ‘Family Guy’ - the characters will jerk from pose to pose a lot, a bit more snappy. Which sort of goes along with the writing tone of the show (The Simpsons Quotes) Maybe it’ll be like ‘The Simpsons,’ and everybody will remain unchanged. Maybe that’s what ‘Glee’’s about. Maybe this is kind of a stasis show. I don’t know (The Simpsons Quotes) With ‘The Simpsons,’ people didn’t know what they were gonna see. They didn’t have a clue (The Simpsons Quotes) You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they’re really sophisticated shows that we all love back home. (The Simpsons Quotes) I feed my kids organic food and milk, but I’ve also been known to buy the odd Lunchable. My kids are not allowed to watch TV during the week, but on weekends even the 2-year-old veges out to ‘The Simpsons (The Simpsons Quotes) The early seasons of ‘The Simpsons’ had a great deal of heart. That’s what I’m trying to pull from, the kind of stuff that goes straight to kids’ hearts. When they’re watching, they don’t necessarily know why they love something (The Simpsons Quotes) I tend to relate more to people on television who are just themselves, for good or for bad, than I do to someone who I believe is putting on some sort of persona. The anchorman on ‘The Simpsons’ is a reasonable facsimile of some anchors who have that problem (The Simpsons Quotes)

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