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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic Picture Quote #1
Everyone's having fun but me Picture Quote #1
I'm a unicorn Picture Quote #1
Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension Picture Quote #1
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong Picture Quote #1
Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on! Picture Quote #1
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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen Picture Quote #1
If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest Picture Quote #1
Keep out. Or enter. I’m a sign, not a cop Picture Quote #1
I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great Picture Quote #1
I Feel like I’m one of the Simpsons Picture Quote #1
Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what? Picture Quote #1
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This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far Picture Quote #1
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around Picture Quote #1
He only salutes the flag with one finger Picture Quote #1
Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda Picture Quote #1
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Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic  (The Simpsons Quotes) Everyone's having fun but me  (The Simpsons Quotes) I'm a unicorn  (The Simpsons Quotes) Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension  (The Simpsons Quotes) When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong  (The Simpsons Quotes) Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!  (The Simpsons Quotes) It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen  (The Simpsons Quotes) If you can't handle me at my diddliest you don't deserve me at my doodliest  (The Simpsons Quotes) Keep out. Or enter. I’m a sign, not a cop  (The Simpsons Quotes) I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great  (The Simpsons Quotes) I Feel like I’m one of the Simpsons  (The Simpsons Quotes) Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what?  (The Simpsons Quotes) This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far  (The Simpsons Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around  (The Simpsons Quotes) He only salutes the flag with one finger  (The Simpsons Quotes) Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda  (The Simpsons Quotes)