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Ricky Gervais Quotes

Grown adults refusing to take medication in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection Picture Quote #1

Thank you God for making me an atheist Picture Quote #1

The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese Picture Quote #1

If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist Picture Quote #1

Mondays are fine. It’s your life that suck Picture Quote #1

Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals Picture Quote #1

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When someone thanks God, I don’t get offended Picture Quote #1

Famous people are above the law, Picture Quote #1

I’ve got the attention span of a child Picture Quote #1

Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better Picture Quote #1

Piracy doesn’t kill music, boy bands do Picture Quote #1

You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway Picture Quote #1

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It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change Picture Quote #1

We shouldn’t even need the word ‘atheism’. If people didn’t invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn’t have to deny them Picture Quote #1

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in any God the most. Oh, no.. wait.. that never happens Picture Quote #1

A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents from Santa Picture Quote #1

Popularity and democracy aren’t a judge, they’re just stats Picture Quote #1

I think everyone has the ability to be loved Picture Quote #1

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Why by a book when you can join a library Picture Quote #1

My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn’t reoffended. I think he’s going straight, which shows you prison does work Picture Quote #1

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts Picture Quote #1

Opinions don’t affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you’re rational Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God Picture Quote #1

It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast Picture Quote #1

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Your God is the best God. In fact, he’s the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real Picture Quote #1

I’ve never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don’t sit on a wall, if you’re an egg Picture Quote #1

My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing Picture Quote #1

I’m not from around these parts. I’m from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you Picture Quote #1

Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science Picture Quote #1

Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It’s never too late. But do it now Picture Quote #1

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Grown adults refusing to take medication in favor of prayer is my favorite form of natural selection (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Thank you God for making me an atheist (Ricky Gervais Quotes) The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese (Ricky Gervais Quotes) If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Mondays are fine. It’s your life that suck (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals (Ricky Gervais Quotes) When someone thanks God, I don’t get offended (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Famous people are above the law, (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I’ve got the attention span of a child (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Piracy doesn’t kill music, boy bands do (Ricky Gervais Quotes) You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway. (Ricky Gervais Quotes) It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change (Ricky Gervais Quotes) We shouldn’t even need the word ‘atheism’. If people didn’t invent ridiculous imaginary gods, rational people wouldn’t have to deny them (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn’t believe in any God the most. Oh, no.. wait.. that never happens (Ricky Gervais Quotes) A Christian telling an atheist they’re going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they’re not getting any presents from Santa (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Popularity and democracy aren’t a judge, they’re just stats (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I think everyone has the ability to be loved (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Why by a book when you can join a library (Ricky Gervais Quotes) My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn’t reoffended. I think he’s going straight, which shows you prison does work (Ricky Gervais Quotes) The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Opinions don’t affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you’re rational (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I’ve never been insulted by hateful satanists for not believing in their devil. Only by loving Christians for not believing in their God (Ricky Gervais Quotes) It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Your God is the best God. In fact, he’s the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I’ve never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don’t sit on a wall, if you’re an egg (Ricky Gervais Quotes) My favourite shows of the year are House of Cards, the Scandinavian versions of The Killing and The Bridge, and my guilty pleasure is everything MMA. Ultimate Fighter is amazing (Ricky Gervais Quotes) I’m not from around these parts. I’m from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science (Ricky Gervais Quotes) Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It’s never too late. But do it now (Ricky Gervais Quotes)

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