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Really Funny Quotes

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
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