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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them (P J ORourke Quotes)
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly (P J ORourke Quotes)
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely (P J ORourke Quotes)
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never fight an inanimate object (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never wear anything that panics the cat (P J ORourke Quotes)
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes)
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner (P J ORourke Quotes)
Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail (P J ORourke Quotes)
I read good. I was an English major (P J ORourke Quotes)
Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system (P J ORourke Quotes)
All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done (P J ORourke Quotes)
Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race (P J ORourke Quotes)
Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit (P J ORourke Quotes)
There is no 20-year period in American history when stocks lost money (P J ORourke Quotes)
I bought my first house because of Animal House (P J ORourke Quotes)
Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Is Bill Clinton so good at politics, or are other politicians so bad? (P J ORourke Quotes)
Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left (P J ORourke Quotes)
It’s hard to be serious in life (P J ORourke Quotes)
Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool (P J ORourke Quotes)
The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats (P J ORourke Quotes)
I believe in God. God created the world. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with (P J ORourke Quotes)
A lot of things work better in a locomotive (P J ORourke Quotes)
A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’ (P J ORourke Quotes)
The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit (P J ORourke Quotes)
I started reading Hunter S. Thompson when I was in college. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Why is Iraq so easy to harm and so hard to help? (P J ORourke Quotes)