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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes)
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never wear anything that panics the cat (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never fight an inanimate object (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife (P J ORourke Quotes)
No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism (P J ORourke Quotes)
War is a great asshole magnet (P J ORourke Quotes)
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please (P J ORourke Quotes)
Inside every Sancho Panza there’s a Don Quixote struggling to get out (P J ORourke Quotes)
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal (P J ORourke Quotes)
Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes)
Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum (P J ORourke Quotes)
Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it (P J ORourke Quotes)
My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. (P J ORourke Quotes)
If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ‘til it’s free (P J ORourke Quotes)
The one thing that’s terrible about traveling for fun is writing about it (P J ORourke Quotes)
Democrats hate stay-at-home spouses, no matter what gender or gender preference (P J ORourke Quotes)
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college (P J ORourke Quotes)
Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you’d be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Somalia is so bad that making a mess improves the place (P J ORourke Quotes)
Worshiping the earth is more fun than going to church. It’s also closer. (P J ORourke Quotes)
The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, ‘branches’ since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it’s an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole? (P J ORourke Quotes)
Only a few good leaders have paused to reflect seriously on being leaders (P J ORourke Quotes)
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop (P J ORourke Quotes)
I was never a Democrat. I went from Republican to Maoist and then back again. (P J ORourke Quotes)
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power (P J ORourke Quotes)
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks (P J ORourke Quotes)
There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself (P J ORourke Quotes)
Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit (P J ORourke Quotes)
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system (P J ORourke Quotes)