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My Wife Quotes

I think my wife married me for my guacamole Picture Quote #1

MySpace is my wife... Facebook is my mistress Picture Quote #1

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara Picture Quote #1

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife Picture Quote #1

My kids and my wife make me feel vulnerable Picture Quote #1

If I kissed my wife in public, I’d lose the next election Picture Quote #1

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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal Picture Quote #1

As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don’t know what tomorrow’s going to bring Picture Quote #1

Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it’s romantic Picture Quote #1

I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance Picture Quote #1

I love my wife and I know she loves me. We’re best friends. We’re just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It’s a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength Picture Quote #1

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My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking Picture Quote #1

My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I’m tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It’s hilarious. So we decided that I’m going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family Picture Quote #1

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t Picture Quote #1

I get up around 6:30. I work from about 8:00 to 1:00, take a break for lunch, work again until about 5:00, and then go for a long walk and have dinner. Then, if my wife and I have no previous plans, we decide what to do for the evening Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife Picture Quote #1

My wife and I try not to get into each other’s work too much Picture Quote #1

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And I’m as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being Picture Quote #1

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully Picture Quote #1

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married Picture Quote #1

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife Picture Quote #1

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple Picture Quote #1

I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife Picture Quote #1

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I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road Picture Quote #1

My wife told me I’m not as disgusting to her as I used to be Picture Quote #1

Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don’t really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago Picture Quote #1

My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy Picture Quote #1

If I’m away from you for more than an hour, I can’t stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself... I know you don’t believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I’d want to be your knight in shining armor. You’ve been through so much. I don’t want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain Picture Quote #1

We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife’s which is forked Picture Quote #1

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I think my wife married me for my guacamole (My Wife Quotes) MySpace is my wife... Facebook is my mistress (My Wife Quotes) Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara (My Wife Quotes) I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife (My Wife Quotes) My kids and my wife make me feel vulnerable (My Wife Quotes) If I kissed my wife in public, I’d lose the next election (My Wife Quotes) I tended to place my wife under a pedestal (My Wife Quotes) As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don’t know what tomorrow’s going to bring (My Wife Quotes) Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it’s romantic (My Wife Quotes) I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance (My Wife Quotes) I love my wife and I know she loves me. We’re best friends. We’re just lucky to have found each other. It takes a lot of work but I just feel very blessed that I found the right person. It’s a very fortunate situation and not everyone has that (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength (My Wife Quotes) My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking (My Wife Quotes) My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I’m tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It’s hilarious. So we decided that I’m going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family (My Wife Quotes) I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t (My Wife Quotes) I get up around 6:30. I work from about 8:00 to 1:00, take a break for lunch, work again until about 5:00, and then go for a long walk and have dinner. Then, if my wife and I have no previous plans, we decide what to do for the evening (My Wife Quotes) I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I try not to get into each other’s work too much (My Wife Quotes) And I’m as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being (My Wife Quotes) I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully (My Wife Quotes) I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married (My Wife Quotes) If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife (My Wife Quotes) Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple (My Wife Quotes) I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife (My Wife Quotes) I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road (My Wife Quotes) My wife told me I’m not as disgusting to her as I used to be (My Wife Quotes) Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don’t really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago (My Wife Quotes) My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy (My Wife Quotes) If I’m away from you for more than an hour, I can’t stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself... I know you don’t believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I’d want to be your knight in shining armor. You’ve been through so much. I don’t want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain (My Wife Quotes) We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife’s which is forked (My Wife Quotes)

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