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My Wife Quotes

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house Picture Quote #1

Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years Picture Quote #1

I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife Picture Quote #1

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife Picture Quote #1

My wife is short, and my two kids are also small Picture Quote #1

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I’ve got more clothes than my wife Picture Quote #1

I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss Picture Quote #1

My wife does wish I dressed better Picture Quote #1

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property Picture Quote #1

My wife watches me like a hawk Picture Quote #1

I love my wife, I love my kids Picture Quote #1

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My wife has a whim of iron Picture Quote #1

I don’t get any money from my wife Picture Quote #1

I’m not easy to live with. My wife is a saint Picture Quote #1

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby Picture Quote #1

My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met Picture Quote #1

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her Picture Quote #1

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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat Picture Quote #1

I don't need Google, my wife knows everything! Picture Quote #1

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects Picture Quote #1

And this is why my wife doesn't breast feed Picture Quote #1

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive Picture Quote #1

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me Picture Quote #1

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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! Picture Quote #1

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there Picture Quote #1

Item, I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture Picture Quote #1

My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday Picture Quote #1

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat Picture Quote #1

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.' Picture Quote #1

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All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house (My Wife Quotes) Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend (My Wife Quotes) With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years (My Wife Quotes) I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife (My Wife Quotes) Nobody makes me laugh like my wife (My Wife Quotes) My wife is short, and my two kids are also small (My Wife Quotes) I’ve got more clothes than my wife (My Wife Quotes) I want my wife to wake me up with a sweet kiss (My Wife Quotes) My wife does wish I dressed better (My Wife Quotes) Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property (My Wife Quotes) My wife watches me like a hawk (My Wife Quotes) I love my wife, I love my kids (My Wife Quotes) My wife has a whim of iron (My Wife Quotes) I don’t get any money from my wife (My Wife Quotes) I’m not easy to live with. My wife is a saint (My Wife Quotes) My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby (My Wife Quotes) My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (My Wife Quotes) I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her (My Wife Quotes) My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat (My Wife Quotes) I don't need Google, my wife knows everything! (My Wife Quotes) My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects (My Wife Quotes) And this is why my wife doesn't breast feed (My Wife Quotes) My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive (My Wife Quotes) I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! (My Wife Quotes) Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there (My Wife Quotes) Item, I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture (My Wife Quotes) My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday (My Wife Quotes) My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat (My Wife Quotes) I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.' (My Wife Quotes)

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