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My Wife Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Together is my favorite place to be






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Working in film, if you work with great directors, you learn that after every take you must let go. Sitting with my wife at the Academy Awards, we both let the moment just go (My Wife Quotes)
I almost never get lonely. I love being alone. I’m glad I’m married, and I love my wife. But there’s never been a situation in my life where my unhappiness was based on loneliness (My Wife Quotes)
My relationship with my wife is fraught with all of the problems that any couples face, but there is a sense of humor that we have about it and a real desire to want to make it better (My Wife Quotes)
I absolutely love being back in Nebraska and I love that my wife is able to experience a lot of the great things that made me love this place years ago. The lifestyle, the people (My Wife Quotes)
My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won’t get all the jokes because hopefully I’m more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I’m not! (My Wife Quotes)
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you’re suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I’m suffering? Those aren’t tears on your belly (My Wife Quotes)
I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year’s I’d rather be with them (My Wife Quotes)
The greatest source of inspiration for me has been my wife; she is the love of my life, my best friend, and my most ardent supporter (My Wife Quotes)
Love is hanging out at the ocean, watching my wife and little girls play in the sand. I know, I threw up a little too, but it’s true (My Wife Quotes)
I’m sort of a cavedweller: I miss my house, my yard, my kitchen, my wife. The trees. When I get home, I like to get down into my office neighborhood as soon as I can (My Wife Quotes)
I married my wife and she brought these two amazing kids into my life, and we were realizing, God there’s nothing out there in fiction about blended families (My Wife Quotes)
I’m not a person - and my wife also - we don’t really go to the beach or anything like that. We go to cities (My Wife Quotes)
Now my wife may think she’s locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver’s not my patron saint for nothing (My Wife Quotes)
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor’s office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive (My Wife Quotes)
I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn’t professional (My Wife Quotes)
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar (My Wife Quotes)
I love being outdoors, being in the mountains and the desert, and my wife enjoys that too. That’s one of the things that sustain our relationship (My Wife Quotes)
As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything (My Wife Quotes)