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My Wife Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Having you in my life made everything better
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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My wife is possessive and I like that (My Wife Quotes)
My wife’s hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous (My Wife Quotes)
My wife is beautiful but she can’t run anything (My Wife Quotes)
My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children (My Wife Quotes)
I love being my husband’s wife (My Wife Quotes)
I’m constantly falling deeper in love with my wife (My Wife Quotes)
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes (My Wife Quotes)
I don’t get any money from my wife (My Wife Quotes)
I’m only waiting for my wife to grow up (My Wife Quotes)
My wife likes the hockey smell because its the smell of a warrior (My Wife Quotes)
I just keep pinching myself that that’s my wife (My Wife Quotes)
I watch a romcom only when my wife drags me (My Wife Quotes)
My wife gives good headache (My Wife Quotes)
The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow (My Wife Quotes)
A van backed through my windscreen into my wife’s face (My Wife Quotes)
I want my next girlfriend to be my wife (My Wife Quotes)
I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife (My Wife Quotes)
I’m very romantic, I’m extremely romantic. I date my wife (My Wife Quotes)
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker (My Wife Quotes)
You know my wife, she’s 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up (My Wife Quotes)
Will you do me the honor of being my wife? (My Wife Quotes)
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it (My Wife Quotes)
He was screaming like my wife (My Wife Quotes)
Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there (My Wife Quotes)
My wife doesn’t even want to spend 2 hours with me (My Wife Quotes)
My wife has dated broke black dudes (My Wife Quotes)
I’m constantly falling deeper in love with my wife (My Wife Quotes)
The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say ‘you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.’ If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs (My Wife Quotes)
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration (My Wife Quotes)
My wife, the star I steer by (My Wife Quotes)