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Monkey Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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Together is my favorite place to be
You had me at hello
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure






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Text Quotes
Not my circus. Not my monkeys (Monkey Quotes)
You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys (Monkey Quotes)
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town (Monkey Quotes)
Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars: you have to let go at some point in order to move forward (Monkey Quotes)
Flying monkeys - this is where they come from (Monkey Quotes)
That’s right peel that banana (Monkey Quotes)
I admit it... I took the last banana (Monkey Quotes)
O.k. fine. The massage monkey can stay (Monkey Quotes)
Monkey prostitutes. Hey baby! Need a date? (Monkey Quotes)
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town (Monkey Quotes)
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys (Monkey Quotes)
We’ve just barely stopped being monkeys (Monkey Quotes)
Even monkeys fall from trees (Monkey Quotes)
Darwinian Man, though well-behaved, At best is only a monkey shaved! (Monkey Quotes)
Monkey see, monkey do (Monkey Quotes)
Look. an undead monkey (Monkey Quotes)
Didn't believe in the theory that human beings, thinking, loving beings, originated from fish that sprouted legs and crawled out of the sea... Monkeys who eventually swung down from the trees (Monkey Quotes)
Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't (Monkey Quotes)
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet (Monkey Quotes)
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor (Monkey Quotes)
An old monkey never makes a pretty face (Monkey Quotes)
Working with any actor is like working with a monkey (Monkey Quotes)
Stop the nurse like the monkey (Monkey Quotes)