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Monkey Quotes

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet Picture Quote #1

Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? Picture Quote #1

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage Picture Quote #1

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him Picture Quote #1

You never monkey with the truth Picture Quote #1

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey Picture Quote #1

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A monkey could drive this train Picture Quote #1

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide~? Picture Quote #1

It’s kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back! Picture Quote #1

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind Picture Quote #1

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved Picture Quote #1

If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero Picture Quote #1

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Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? Picture Quote #1

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language Picture Quote #1

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room Picture Quote #1

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder Picture Quote #1

Well, there’s no monkey on my back Picture Quote #1

People love that monkey torture Picture Quote #1

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Let your monkey do it Picture Quote #1

One monkey don’t stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues Picture Quote #1

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents Picture Quote #1

Year by year, the monkey’s mask reveals the monkey Picture Quote #1

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey Picture Quote #1

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom Picture Quote #1

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I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock Picture Quote #1

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football Picture Quote #1

I want you to recognize that I’m a proud monkey Picture Quote #1

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey Picture Quote #1

I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears Picture Quote #1

I am afraid of radium and polonium... I don’t want to monkey with them Picture Quote #1

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I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet (Monkey Quotes) Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? (Monkey Quotes) Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage (Monkey Quotes) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him (Monkey Quotes) You never monkey with the truth (Monkey Quotes) Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey (Monkey Quotes) A monkey could drive this train (Monkey Quotes) Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide~? (Monkey Quotes) It’s kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back! (Monkey Quotes) The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind (Monkey Quotes) Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved (Monkey Quotes) If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero (Monkey Quotes) Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? (Monkey Quotes) When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it’s funny in any language (Monkey Quotes) Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room (Monkey Quotes) Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder (Monkey Quotes) Well, there’s no monkey on my back (Monkey Quotes) People love that monkey torture (Monkey Quotes) Let your monkey do it (Monkey Quotes) One monkey don’t stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues (Monkey Quotes) I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents (Monkey Quotes) Year by year, the monkey’s mask reveals the monkey (Monkey Quotes) Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey (Monkey Quotes) Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom (Monkey Quotes) I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock (Monkey Quotes) I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football (Monkey Quotes) I want you to recognize that I’m a proud monkey (Monkey Quotes) Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey (Monkey Quotes) I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears. (Monkey Quotes) I am afraid of radium and polonium... I don’t want to monkey with them (Monkey Quotes)

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