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Mark Twain Quotes

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics  (Mark Twain Quotes) The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession  (Mark Twain Quotes) Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it  (Mark Twain Quotes) When in doubt tell the truth  (Mark Twain Quotes) We are all alike, on the inside  (Mark Twain Quotes) Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself  (Mark Twain Quotes) The world owes you nothing. It was here first  (Mark Twain Quotes) Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one  (Mark Twain Quotes) If you’ve got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!  (Mark Twain Quotes) Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe  (Mark Twain Quotes) You need not expect to get your book right the first time  (Mark Twain Quotes) School gets in the way of my learning  (Mark Twain Quotes) When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself  (Mark Twain Quotes) Don’t go to sleep, so many people die there  (Mark Twain Quotes) It were not best that we should all think alike  (Mark Twain Quotes) I was born modest, but it didn’t last  (Mark Twain Quotes) Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies  (Mark Twain Quotes) This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet  (Mark Twain Quotes) Geological time is not money  (Mark Twain Quotes) Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it  (Mark Twain Quotes) Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women  (Mark Twain Quotes) All human rules are more or less idiotic  (Mark Twain Quotes) The best of us would rather be popular than right  (Mark Twain Quotes) You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be  (Mark Twain Quotes) If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships  (Mark Twain Quotes) I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time  (Mark Twain Quotes) The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself  (Mark Twain Quotes) Truth is more of a stranger than fiction  (Mark Twain Quotes) It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race  (Mark Twain Quotes) I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts  (Mark Twain Quotes)
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