Josh Billings Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
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Text Quotes
Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job (Josh Billings Quotes)
Laughter is the fireworks of the soul (Josh Billings Quotes)
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair (Josh Billings Quotes)
The great art of writing is knowing when to stop (Josh Billings Quotes)
A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay (Josh Billings Quotes)
The less we know the more we suspect (Josh Billings Quotes)
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all (Josh Billings Quotes)
Music wasn’t made to make us wise, but better natured (Josh Billings Quotes)
The dog that will follow everbody ain’t worth a curse (Josh Billings Quotes)
Biography is the best form of history (Josh Billings Quotes)
Everyone who does the best he can is a hero (Josh Billings Quotes)
The books are balanced in heaven, not here (Josh Billings Quotes)
The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others (Josh Billings Quotes)
Nature never makes blunders; when she makes a fool she means it (Josh Billings Quotes)
There is but few people in this world underrated (Josh Billings Quotes)
I hate grate talkers; I had rather hav a swarm of bees lite onto me (Josh Billings Quotes)
We hate those who will not take our advise, an despise them who do (Josh Billings Quotes)
Solitude: A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay (Josh Billings Quotes)
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do (Josh Billings Quotes)
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel (Josh Billings Quotes)
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at (Josh Billings Quotes)
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return (Josh Billings Quotes)
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain’t gout (Josh Billings Quotes)
The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him (Josh Billings Quotes)
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected (Josh Billings Quotes)
I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William (Josh Billings Quotes)
Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change (Josh Billings Quotes)
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain’t handsome (Josh Billings Quotes)
If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn’t have it in the beginning. (Josh Billings Quotes)
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain’t gout (Josh Billings Quotes)