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Josh Billings Quotes

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel Picture Quote #1

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease Picture Quote #1

The soul has more diseases than the body Picture Quote #1

Good nonsense is good sense in disguise Picture Quote #1

Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths Picture Quote #1

Clothes form the intellect of the dandy Picture Quote #1

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You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball Picture Quote #1

Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise Picture Quote #1

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet Picture Quote #1

Jealousy is one of love’s parasites Picture Quote #1

Shame is the dying embers of virtue Picture Quote #1

If a man is right, he can’t be too radical; if he is wrong, he can’t be too conservative Picture Quote #1

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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed Picture Quote #1

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves Picture Quote #1

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well Picture Quote #1

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope Picture Quote #1

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got Picture Quote #1

A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it Picture Quote #1

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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory Picture Quote #1

There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply Picture Quote #1

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together Picture Quote #1

There are people so addicted to exaggeration they can't tell the truth without lying Picture Quote #1

Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince Picture Quote #1

Faith is the soul riding at anchor Picture Quote #1

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Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has Picture Quote #1

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense Picture Quote #1

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first Picture Quote #1

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand Picture Quote #1

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute Picture Quote #1

Habits are like the wrinkles on a man’s brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other Picture Quote #1

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Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel (Josh Billings Quotes) The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease (Josh Billings Quotes) The soul has more diseases than the body (Josh Billings Quotes) Good nonsense is good sense in disguise (Josh Billings Quotes) Fools carry their daggers in their open mouths (Josh Billings Quotes) Clothes form the intellect of the dandy (Josh Billings Quotes) You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball (Josh Billings Quotes) Where religion is a trade, morality is a merchandise (Josh Billings Quotes) Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet (Josh Billings Quotes) Jealousy is one of love’s parasites (Josh Billings Quotes) Shame is the dying embers of virtue (Josh Billings Quotes) If a man is right, he can’t be too radical; if he is wrong, he can’t be too conservative (Josh Billings Quotes) Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed (Josh Billings Quotes) Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves (Josh Billings Quotes) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well (Josh Billings Quotes) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope (Josh Billings Quotes) Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got (Josh Billings Quotes) A slander is like a hornet; if you cannot kill it dead at the first blow, better not to strike at it (Josh Billings Quotes) There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory (Josh Billings Quotes) There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply (Josh Billings Quotes) There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together (Josh Billings Quotes) There are people so addicted to exaggeration they can't tell the truth without lying (Josh Billings Quotes) Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince (Josh Billings Quotes) Faith is the soul riding at anchor (Josh Billings Quotes) Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has (Josh Billings Quotes) Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense (Josh Billings Quotes) Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first (Josh Billings Quotes) As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand (Josh Billings Quotes) Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute (Josh Billings Quotes) Habits are like the wrinkles on a man’s brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other (Josh Billings Quotes)

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