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Jimmy Fallon Quotes

... Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me Picture Quote #1

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I’ve ever seen Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse Picture Quote #1

A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe Picture Quote #1

A new study found that students who are taught abstinence end up with better math scores. Of course, if you join the math team, the abstinence takes care of itself Picture Quote #1

A new study found that a mother’s diet affects her baby’s allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats Picture Quote #1

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As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It’s getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside Picture Quote #1

Democrats have been doing everything they can to get young people and college students to vote in the midterms. Though if you want students to participate in something, maybe you shouldn’t call them midterms Picture Quote #1

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food Picture Quote #1

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with Picture Quote #1

With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer Picture Quote #1

A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone Picture Quote #1

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A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids by joining social networking sites Picture Quote #1

A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you, after earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really the only thing we know is, work is bad for you Picture Quote #1

If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice Picture Quote #1

The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere Picture Quote #1

Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason Picture Quote #1

I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic Picture Quote #1

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Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying Picture Quote #1

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be Picture Quote #1

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports Picture Quote #1

Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot Picture Quote #1

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you Picture Quote #1

I didn’t think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that’s the truth Picture Quote #1

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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend Picture Quote #1

Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen Picture Quote #1

A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage Picture Quote #1

There’s always going to be someone out there... who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing Picture Quote #1

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed Picture Quote #1

Honestly, it’s the greatest show on television. It’s live. It’s topical. It makes you laugh. It’s just a great vibe Picture Quote #1

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... Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I’ve ever seen (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A new study found that students who are taught abstinence end up with better math scores. Of course, if you join the math team, the abstinence takes care of itself (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A new study found that a mother’s diet affects her baby’s allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) As gas prices continue to drop, 28 states are now selling regular gasoline for less than $2 a gallon. It’s getting cheaper to pump two gallons of gas outside the station than it is to pump two squirts of nacho cheese inside (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Democrats have been doing everything they can to get young people and college students to vote in the midterms. Though if you want students to participate in something, maybe you shouldn’t call them midterms (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids by joining social networking sites (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you, after earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really the only thing we know is, work is bad for you (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) I didn’t think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that’s the truth (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) There’s always going to be someone out there... who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed (Jimmy Fallon Quotes) Honestly, it’s the greatest show on television. It’s live. It’s topical. It makes you laugh. It’s just a great vibe (Jimmy Fallon Quotes)

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