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Jarod Kintz Quotes

Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love Picture Quote #1

Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel Picture Quote #1

I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement Picture Quote #1

Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet Picture Quote #1

People are temporary, but love is eternal Picture Quote #1

My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other Picture Quote #1

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How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway Picture Quote #1

My favorite color on canvas is nudity Picture Quote #1

I cook. My favorite thing to make is love Picture Quote #1

My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth Picture Quote #1

Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces Picture Quote #1

I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce Picture Quote #1

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Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other Picture Quote #1

I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes Picture Quote #1

A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God Picture Quote #1

Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence? Picture Quote #1

Grab life by the tail, and then pet it Picture Quote #1

My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time Picture Quote #1

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Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers Picture Quote #1

These times are hard, and so is my penis Picture Quote #1

There’s a hurricane coming to Florida, and there will be high winds. I should probably turn off my ceiling fans, to try to mitigate the billions of dollars in damages the storm will incur Picture Quote #1

I value your friendship. I value it at one billion dollars. We should sell it Picture Quote #1

Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times Picture Quote #1

Abraham Lincoln wrote a poem about me once. You might know it as the Gettysburg Address. Men with beards are romantic Picture Quote #1

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I am a man of action, like a statue of a guy running. In business, when a salesman and a customer race each other, both win Picture Quote #1

We made love like two smiles torturing a frown. My advice is to put it on the rack, and really stretch out the event Picture Quote #1

I’m not afraid of death, I’m just not sure there is life after the honeymoon Picture Quote #1

The problem with being a cop is you spend all your time around criminals. After all, eight hours out of every day of our lives are spent with coworkers Picture Quote #1

Go to a cemetery for the scenery. After you die, go back to the cemetery to become one with nature Picture Quote #1

I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I’ll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.) Picture Quote #1

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Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) People are temporary, but love is eternal (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other (Jarod Kintz Quotes) How far would I go to be friends with someone? Halfway. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My favorite color on canvas is nudity (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I cook. My favorite thing to make is love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I can make love for hours, give or take 117 minutes (Jarod Kintz Quotes) A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence? (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Grab life by the tail, and then pet it (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers (Jarod Kintz Quotes) These times are hard, and so is my penis (Jarod Kintz Quotes) There’s a hurricane coming to Florida, and there will be high winds. I should probably turn off my ceiling fans, to try to mitigate the billions of dollars in damages the storm will incur (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I value your friendship. I value it at one billion dollars. We should sell it (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Abraham Lincoln wrote a poem about me once. You might know it as the Gettysburg Address. Men with beards are romantic (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I am a man of action, like a statue of a guy running. In business, when a salesman and a customer race each other, both win (Jarod Kintz Quotes) We made love like two smiles torturing a frown. My advice is to put it on the rack, and really stretch out the event. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I’m not afraid of death, I’m just not sure there is life after the honeymoon (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The problem with being a cop is you spend all your time around criminals. After all, eight hours out of every day of our lives are spent with coworkers. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Go to a cemetery for the scenery. After you die, go back to the cemetery to become one with nature. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I’ll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.) (Jarod Kintz Quotes)

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