I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long

Mitch Hedberg was a comedic genius known for his deadpan delivery and offbeat humor. One of his most famous jokes was, "I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long." This line perfectly encapsulates Hedberg's unique style of comedy, which often involved absurd and nonsensical statements that left audiences in stitches.