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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
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Expectation. Reality  (Short Funny Quotes) You had one job  (Short Funny Quotes) Nailed it  (Short Funny Quotes) So close, yet so far away  (Short Funny Quotes) Now kiss  (Short Funny Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing  (Short Funny Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid  (Short Funny Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why?  (Short Funny Quotes) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me  (Short Funny Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't  (Short Funny Quotes) I can't go because I don't want to  (Short Funny Quotes) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink  (Short Funny Quotes) The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass  (Short Funny Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you  (Short Funny Quotes) But mooooom  (Short Funny Quotes) Do not want!  (Short Funny Quotes) If I ignore it will it go away??  (Short Funny Quotes) I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be  (Short Funny Quotes) Soon. Nevermind now!  (Short Funny Quotes) How can you not care? Like this  (Short Funny Quotes) What I think I look like when checking our girls. What I actually look like  (Short Funny Quotes) Me every Monday morning  (Short Funny Quotes) Mouth says eat. Legs say no  (Short Funny Quotes) This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook  (Short Funny Quotes) The other side of the picture  (Short Funny Quotes) I woke up early, there was no worm  (Short Funny Quotes) How I want to spend every minute of every day  (Short Funny Quotes) You never yell when the cat does it  (Short Funny Quotes) The stupid, it burns  (Short Funny Quotes) And that’s how karma works  (Short Funny Quotes)
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