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Humour Quotes

You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
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I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn’t have one  (Humour Quotes) Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative  (Humour Quotes) I would date a fan, I don’t have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend  (Humour Quotes) I realised one day that men are emotional cripples. We can’t express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and humour. Emotional stability and expression comes from women  (Humour Quotes) Again and again, I learn how much friendship enriches my life, bringing warmth, assurance, humour, inspiration, a sense of security. It depends on honesty, trust, loyalty. It’s about giving. It’s for sharing the good times, but also the tough times, hurt, grief, sadness  (Humour Quotes) When I feel well and in a good humour, or when I am taking a drive or walking after a good meal, or in the night when I cannot sleep, thoughts crowd into my mind as easily as my mind might wish  (Humour Quotes) I don’t think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren’t a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that’s fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it’s a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don’t find each other funny, there’s a fundamental problem  (Humour Quotes) Life is a huge farce, and the advantage of possessing a sense of humour is that it enables one to defy fate with mocking laughter  (Humour Quotes) The writing is a joy, so seamless you nearly miss the sheer artistry of the style and the terrific, wry humour  (Humour Quotes) Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol  (Humour Quotes) Books are never out of humour; never envious or jealous, they answer all questions with readiness;... they teach us how to live and how to die; they dispel melancholy by their mirth, and amuse by their wit; they prepare the soul to suffer everything and desire nothing; they introduce us to ourselves  (Humour Quotes) Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don’t. You have to have a good sense of humour to be able to understand it. A split second can make you lose the punch  (Humour Quotes) What is really important to me is a sense of humour and a mischief about life. Life is just too boring otherwise  (Humour Quotes) Faeries are not fantasy, but a connection to reality. Faeries are irrational, poetic, absurd, and very, very wise. Faeries say there is nonsense in dogma, and sense in nonsense. Faeries express themselves with high seriousness and low humour. Faeries are resistant to all definitions  (Humour Quotes) What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the house genuinely doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Custard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I’m more interested in, there’s the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious  (Humour Quotes) My face hasn’t matured as I’ve grown up, and neither has my sense of humour. In the mirror, I see an older version of myself as a child, although I do have more wrinkles and freckles  (Humour Quotes) I’m a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly. It gets things in perspective and helps everyone to see that things aren’t as bad as they seem  (Humour Quotes) The interesting thing is that you don’t often meet a poet who doesn’t have a sense of humour, and some of them do keep it out of their poems because they’re afraid of being seen as light versifiers  (Humour Quotes) I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes  (Humour Quotes) Humour is like violence. They both come to you unexpectedly, and the more unpredictable they both are, the better it gets  (Humour Quotes) I’m just an actor. If it’s drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it’s a comedy, add as much drama as you can, so it balances out; you don’t wanna be too serious  (Humour Quotes) I can’t pretend that I’m a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn’t know what he’s talking about  (Humour Quotes) Any man will admit if need be that his sight is not good, or that he cannot swim or shoots badly with a rifle, but to touch upon his sense of humour is to give him mortal affront  (Humour Quotes) The ability to laugh at life is right at the top, with love and communication, in the hierarchy of our needs. Humour has much to do with pain; it exaggerates the anxieties and absurdities we feel, so that we gain distance and through laughter, relief  (Humour Quotes) The more ignoble I find life, the more strongly I react by contradiction, in humour and in an outburst of liberty and expansion  (Humour Quotes) When you find an unwillingness to rise early in the morning, make this short speech to yourself: I am getting up now to do the business of a man; and am I out of humour for going about that I was made for, and for the sake of which I was sent into the world? Was I then designed for nothing but to doze and keep warm beneath the counterpane? Well! but this is a comfortable way of living  (Humour Quotes) Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it  (Humour Quotes) Humour is essentially a comforter, reconciling us to things as they are in contrast to things as they might be  (Humour Quotes) Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people’s hatred  (Humour Quotes) The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour  (Humour Quotes)
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