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Humor Quotes

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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So close, yet so far away  (Humor Quotes) Humor is reason gone mad  (Humor Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why?  (Humor Quotes) The secret to humor is surprise  (Humor Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Humor Quotes) I regret nothing. Nothing!  (Humor Quotes) Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee  (Humor Quotes) Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic  (Humor Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Humor Quotes) Shopping is cheaper than therapy  (Humor Quotes) You didn't really take my nose, that's just your thumb  (Humor Quotes) Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I'm being mocked  (Humor Quotes) How a dog looks after doing something bad. How a cat looks after doing something bad  (Humor Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing  (Humor Quotes) I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long  (Humor Quotes) I giggle way too much  (Humor Quotes) I'm too pretty to work  (Humor Quotes) Thank you for ordering the crazy cat lady starter kit  (Humor Quotes) When no one gets your joke  (Humor Quotes) I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it  (Humor Quotes) When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her  (Humor Quotes) And that class is how to keep a woman happy  (Humor Quotes) What do you mean funny? Funny how?  (Humor Quotes) That’s so funny! Even my camel got it!  (Humor Quotes) That’s so funny I forgot to laugh  (Humor Quotes) Invisible rollercoaster  (Humor Quotes) Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it  (Humor Quotes)
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