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Hilarious Quotes About Life

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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