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George Lopez Quotes

I got a pain in my chest, and I can’t breathe Picture Quote #1

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me Picture Quote #1

An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want Picture Quote #1

One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair Picture Quote #1

It’s an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path Picture Quote #1

I’m a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly Picture Quote #1

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I’d love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he’s black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic Picture Quote #1

I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That’s some of the best food Picture Quote #1

I’ve spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely Picture Quote #1

Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I’m a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn Picture Quote #1

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I’m never lonely Picture Quote #1

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives Picture Quote #1

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Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too Picture Quote #1

The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of my character to be outgoing and to be vulnerable and to be out there and onstage. My hands were sweaty and I couldn’t swallow, and I drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves Picture Quote #1

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ‘You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!’ Picture Quote #1

Y’know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I’d go to church every Sunday Picture Quote #1

If you want a show to succeed, you’re going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black and non-Latino. If you can’t cross over, you don’t belong on TV. That’s not just me saying it. That’s just the way it is Picture Quote #1

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he’s completely see-through! Picture Quote #1

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Max: What’s a period? George: It’s a bullet we dodge, go get ready Picture Quote #1

Angie, I’ve seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! Picture Quote #1

It’s not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it’s just a great time to be able to pull all that together Picture Quote #1

I’d shake his hand, but I think that’s what’s holding up his pants Picture Quote #1

I can’t pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married Picture Quote #1

So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother’s house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write Picture Quote #1

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It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn’t know I could do it but I knew I couldn’t not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn’t quit Picture Quote #1

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn’t do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, eddie Murphy, freddie Prinze, george Carlin and all Picture Quote #1

I didn’t come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV Picture Quote #1

If you make waffles, throw out the first one Picture Quote #1

I never realized I could love people as much as I do now Picture Quote #1

When things are bad, it’s the best time to reinvent yourself Picture Quote #1

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I got a pain in my chest, and I can’t breathe (George Lopez Quotes) Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me (George Lopez Quotes) An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want (George Lopez Quotes) One time, I was so hungry, I ate the beans in a bean bag chair (George Lopez Quotes) It’s an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path. (George Lopez Quotes) I’m a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly (George Lopez Quotes) I’d love to have Michael Jackson [in my show] because he’s black and white. So he would appeal to a universal demographic (George Lopez Quotes) I prefer my Mexican food to have a little bit of an animal that suffered a little bit. That’s some of the best food. (George Lopez Quotes) I’ve spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely. (George Lopez Quotes) Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I’m a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans that I like: baked beans, red beans, black beans, big plump garbanzos. But in the end, I always come home to my sweet, sweet corn. (George Lopez Quotes) I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I’m never lonely. (George Lopez Quotes) If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives. (George Lopez Quotes) Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too. (George Lopez Quotes) The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of my character to be outgoing and to be vulnerable and to be out there and onstage. My hands were sweaty and I couldn’t swallow, and I drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves (George Lopez Quotes) When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ‘You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!’ (George Lopez Quotes) Y’know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I’d go to church every Sunday. (George Lopez Quotes) If you want a show to succeed, you’re going to have to have a certain amount of people watch who are non-black and non-Latino. If you can’t cross over, you don’t belong on TV. That’s not just me saying it. That’s just the way it is. (George Lopez Quotes) Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he’s completely see-through! (George Lopez Quotes) Max: What’s a period? George: It’s a bullet we dodge, go get ready. (George Lopez Quotes) Angie, I’ve seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! (George Lopez Quotes) It’s not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it’s just a great time to be able to pull all that together. (George Lopez Quotes) I’d shake his hand, but I think that’s what’s holding up his pants (George Lopez Quotes) I can’t pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married. (George Lopez Quotes) So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my grandmother’s house, and I would put on Richard Pryor Live on Long Beach and would play it like a loop and think and write (George Lopez Quotes) It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn’t know I could do it but I knew I couldn’t not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn’t quit (George Lopez Quotes) I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn’t do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, eddie Murphy, freddie Prinze, george Carlin and all (George Lopez Quotes) I didn’t come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV (George Lopez Quotes) If you make waffles, throw out the first one (George Lopez Quotes) I never realized I could love people as much as I do now (George Lopez Quotes) When things are bad, it’s the best time to reinvent yourself (George Lopez Quotes)

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