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George Lopez Quotes

Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left Picture Quote #1

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go! Picture Quote #1

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them Picture Quote #1

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy Picture Quote #1

When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine’s upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours! Picture Quote #1

Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor Picture Quote #1

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We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt! Picture Quote #1

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I’m never lonely Picture Quote #1

When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show Picture Quote #1

I’m not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can’t say anything really good without offending somebody Picture Quote #1

It’s not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it’s just a great time to be able to pull all that together Picture Quote #1

If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine Picture Quote #1

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I’ve spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely Picture Quote #1

I can’t pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married Picture Quote #1

I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me Picture Quote #1

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don’t need a strong political background in Picture Quote #1

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Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left (George Lopez Quotes) Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go! (George Lopez Quotes) Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them (George Lopez Quotes) No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy (George Lopez Quotes) When we got married, we agreed on a boy for me, and a girl for you. Mine’s upstairs sleeping. Good luck with yours! (George Lopez Quotes) Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor (George Lopez Quotes) We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt! (George Lopez Quotes) I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I’m never lonely (George Lopez Quotes) When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show (George Lopez Quotes) I’m not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can’t say anything really good without offending somebody (George Lopez Quotes) It’s not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it’s just a great time to be able to pull all that together (George Lopez Quotes) If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine (George Lopez Quotes) I’ve spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely (George Lopez Quotes) I can’t pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married (George Lopez Quotes) I had a very difficult childhood. I was surrounded by people who had both parents, which made me feel different. Having a bit of a rougher existence early on, it made me appreciate the work ethic that my grandparents instilled in me (George Lopez Quotes) I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don’t need a strong political background in (George Lopez Quotes)

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