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George Burns Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
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When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.  (George Burns Quotes) I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I’m older than most western countries.  (George Burns Quotes) It’s no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.  (George Burns Quotes) I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.  (George Burns Quotes) I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name’s not there, I eat breakfast.  (George Burns Quotes) When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.  (George Burns Quotes) I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate  (George Burns Quotes) Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.  (George Burns Quotes) If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.  (George Burns Quotes) I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.  (George Burns Quotes) You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.  (George Burns Quotes) I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life  (George Burns Quotes) If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they’ve all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there’s something about laughter and the durability of a marriage.  (George Burns Quotes) Since I met him ten years ago there hasn’t been a day that I didn’t think of George Burns. And I didn’t think of him again today.  (George Burns Quotes) When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world, it’s time to turn out the lights.  (George Burns Quotes) If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.  (George Burns Quotes) I smoke cigars because at my age if I don’t have something to hang on to I might fall down  (George Burns Quotes) Everyday happiness means you can’t wait to come home, because the soup is hot  (George Burns Quotes) I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody  (George Burns Quotes) If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.  (George Burns Quotes) I look better, feel better, make love better and I’ll tell you something else....I never lied better.  (George Burns Quotes) A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.  (George Burns Quotes) I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill  (George Burns Quotes) As long as you’re working, you stay young  (George Burns Quotes) Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do  (George Burns Quotes) You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made  (George Burns Quotes) I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left  (George Burns Quotes) George Burns . . . the only man I know who does fool Mother Nature  (George Burns Quotes) I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate  (George Burns Quotes) In show business the key word is honesty. Once you’ve learned to fake that, the rest is easy  (George Burns Quotes)
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