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George Burns Quotes
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed (George Burns Quotes)
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope (George Burns Quotes)
George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved (George Burns Quotes)
Young. Old. Just Words (George Burns Quotes)
George Burns was the father I never had (George Burns Quotes)
I get a standing ovation just standing (George Burns Quotes)
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick (George Burns Quotes)
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday (George Burns Quotes)
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money (George Burns Quotes)
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old (George Burns Quotes)
it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate (George Burns Quotes)
Be quick to learn and wise to know (George Burns Quotes)
How can I die? I’m booked (George Burns Quotes)
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. (George Burns Quotes)
Life’s but a day at most (George Burns Quotes)
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! (George Burns Quotes)
It’s no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair. (George Burns Quotes)
The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides (George Burns Quotes)
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age (George Burns Quotes)
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle (George Burns Quotes)
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (George Burns Quotes)
At my age flowers scare me (George Burns Quotes)
As long as you’re working, you stay young (George Burns Quotes)
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill (George Burns Quotes)
Look to the future, because that is where you’ll spend the rest of your life (George Burns Quotes)
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives (George Burns Quotes)
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair (George Burns Quotes)
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate (George Burns Quotes)