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George Burns Quotes

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed  (George Burns Quotes) I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money  (George Burns Quotes) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope  (George Burns Quotes) You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old  (George Burns Quotes) I spent a year in that town, one Sunday  (George Burns Quotes) When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick  (George Burns Quotes) Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size  (George Burns Quotes) I get a standing ovation just standing  (George Burns Quotes) George Burns was the father I never had  (George Burns Quotes) Young. Old. Just Words  (George Burns Quotes) Life’s but a day at most  (George Burns Quotes) George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved  (George Burns Quotes) My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, george Burns, senior citizens  (George Burns Quotes) Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.  (George Burns Quotes) I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age  (George Burns Quotes) At my age flowers scare me  (George Burns Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth  (George Burns Quotes) it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate  (George Burns Quotes) Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere  (George Burns Quotes) Be quick to learn and wise to know  (George Burns Quotes) How can I die? I’m booked  (George Burns Quotes) It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere  (George Burns Quotes) If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it  (George Burns Quotes) Life’s but a day at most  (George Burns Quotes) With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink  (George Burns Quotes) Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!  (George Burns Quotes) Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman... or a bad woman  (George Burns Quotes) How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything  (George Burns Quotes) The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides  (George Burns Quotes) My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living  (George Burns Quotes)
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