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Funny Women Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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That feeling when you finally take off your bra (Funny Women Quotes)
When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger (Funny Women Quotes)
And that class is how to keep a woman happy (Funny Women Quotes)
When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? (Funny Women Quotes)
Women be like, nope I ain't mad (Funny Women Quotes)
What women see. What men see (Funny Women Quotes)
Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary (Funny Women Quotes)
When someone tells me to sit like a lady (Funny Women Quotes)
Mrs. always right. Mr. right (Funny Women Quotes)
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping (Funny Women Quotes)
A woman should soften but not weaken a man (Funny Women Quotes)
I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters. (Funny Women Quotes)
Women. Half the population. All the brains (Funny Women Quotes)
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes stop, calling me every half hour (Funny Women Quotes)
My fear is that PMS doesn't exist and this is my real personality (Funny Women Quotes)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of fat happy women (Funny Women Quotes)
This is what happens when she says she's only bringing her essentials (Funny Women Quotes)
Meanwhile in my uterus (Funny Women Quotes)
I don't care if the guy has a sexy body or rock hard abs. I just care about his personality. Said no woman ever (Funny Women Quotes)
Girls just wanna have funds (Funny Women Quotes)
Guess which one is female (Funny Women Quotes)
Over 68,000 single women starve to death each year (Funny Women Quotes)
Why she might be upset. Part 1 (Funny Women Quotes)
I've been shopping all my life and I still have nothing to wear (Funny Women Quotes)
Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve (Funny Women Quotes)
To women from God (Funny Women Quotes)
Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other (Funny Women Quotes)
There’s always something funny about men chasing women (Funny Women Quotes)