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Funny Single Quotes

You had me at hello
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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A year from now you'll wish you started today
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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When someone asks why I’m still single. I don’t know! I thought I was pretty awesome  (Funny Single Quotes) When people ask me why I am single  (Funny Single Quotes) Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married  (Funny Single Quotes) Do not touch me  (Funny Single Quotes) When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend  (Funny Single Quotes) I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge  (Funny Single Quotes) Single. Taken. Depends on who's asking  (Funny Single Quotes) Meanwhile in my love life  (Funny Single Quotes) I think, therefore I'm single  (Funny Single Quotes) Oh look! It’s a finished painting of the people who want to date you  (Funny Single Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Funny Single Quotes) When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell "pizzas here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser  (Funny Single Quotes) LOL, Bae caught me sleepin’  (Funny Single Quotes) Did you bring a date tonight? No. Thanks for pointing that out. Every day of my life  (Funny Single Quotes) What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first  (Funny Single Quotes) Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day  (Funny Single Quotes) Instead of “Single” as a relationship status, I prefer “Independently owned and operated”  (Funny Single Quotes) Single. Taken. Building my empire  (Funny Single Quotes) Consider yourself invited and a third wheel  (Funny Single Quotes) They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm a pretty bad fisherman.  (Funny Single Quotes) I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged  (Funny Single Quotes) My boyfriend's name is sleep, and I get some every night  (Funny Single Quotes) Yes, i'm single  (Funny Single Quotes)
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