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Funny Single Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
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When people ask me why I am single  (Funny Single Quotes) When someone asks why I’m still single. I don’t know! I thought I was pretty awesome  (Funny Single Quotes) Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married  (Funny Single Quotes) Do not touch me  (Funny Single Quotes) When I’m single. 10 seconds after getting a girlfriend  (Funny Single Quotes) I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge  (Funny Single Quotes) Oh look! It’s a finished painting of the people who want to date you  (Funny Single Quotes) Meanwhile in my love life  (Funny Single Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Funny Single Quotes) They say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm a pretty bad fisherman.  (Funny Single Quotes) When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell "pizzas here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser  (Funny Single Quotes) LOL, Bae caught me sleepin’  (Funny Single Quotes) Did you bring a date tonight? No. Thanks for pointing that out. Every day of my life  (Funny Single Quotes) What’s the hardest part about breaking up with your girlfriend? You have to have to get one first  (Funny Single Quotes) Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day  (Funny Single Quotes) Instead of “Single” as a relationship status, I prefer “Independently owned and operated”  (Funny Single Quotes) Single. Taken. Building my empire  (Funny Single Quotes) There are millions of fish in the sea.... but I'm a mermaid  (Funny Single Quotes) Over 68,000 single women starve to death each year  (Funny Single Quotes) You know you've been single way too long, when your favorite restaurant always saves this table for you  (Funny Single Quotes) Mine and Mine  (Funny Single Quotes) Gay? No. Single, yes  (Funny Single Quotes) Yes, i'm single  (Funny Single Quotes) My boyfriend's name is sleep, and I get some every night  (Funny Single Quotes)
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