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Funny Relationship Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you  (Funny Relationship Quotes) A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?  (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party  (Funny Relationship Quotes) In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you  (Funny Relationship Quotes) It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up  (Funny Relationship Quotes) We love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers  (Funny Relationship Quotes) My mother’s last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love, love  (Funny Relationship Quotes) The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one  (Funny Relationship Quotes) According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars  (Funny Relationship Quotes) I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards  (Funny Relationship Quotes) People change and forget to tell each other  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you  (Funny Relationship Quotes) A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her  (Funny Relationship Quotes) Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them  (Funny Relationship Quotes)
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