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Funny Relationship Quotes

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her Picture Quote #1

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you Picture Quote #1

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade Picture Quote #1

People change and forget to tell each other Picture Quote #1

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards Picture Quote #1

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays Picture Quote #1

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice Picture Quote #1

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache Picture Quote #1

I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change Picture Quote #1

Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them Picture Quote #1

Trust is the glue of life. It’s the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It’s the foundational principle that holds all relationships Picture Quote #1

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp Picture Quote #1

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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her (Funny Relationship Quotes) Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you (Funny Relationship Quotes) Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade (Funny Relationship Quotes) People change and forget to tell each other (Funny Relationship Quotes) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards (Funny Relationship Quotes) Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays (Funny Relationship Quotes) Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice (Funny Relationship Quotes) Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache (Funny Relationship Quotes) I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change (Funny Relationship Quotes) Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them (Funny Relationship Quotes) Trust is the glue of life. It’s the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It’s the foundational principle that holds all relationships (Funny Relationship Quotes) A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp (Funny Relationship Quotes)

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