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Funny Relationship Quotes
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The first duty of love is to listen (Funny Relationship Quotes)
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back (Funny Relationship Quotes)
You never really know a man until you have divorced him (Funny Relationship Quotes)
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? (Funny Relationship Quotes)
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher. or, as his wife would have it, an idiot (Funny Relationship Quotes)
If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Love, honor, and negotiate (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere (Funny Relationship Quotes)
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off (Funny Relationship Quotes)
The only people who make love all the time are liars (Funny Relationship Quotes)
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments (Funny Relationship Quotes)
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache (Funny Relationship Quotes)
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade (Funny Relationship Quotes)
People change and forget to tell each other (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice (Funny Relationship Quotes)
I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change (Funny Relationship Quotes)
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp (Funny Relationship Quotes)
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Trust is the glue of life. It’s the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It’s the foundational principle that holds all relationships (Funny Relationship Quotes)
I’m still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage (Funny Relationship Quotes)
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on (Funny Relationship Quotes)
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them (Funny Relationship Quotes)
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