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Funny Quotes To Live By
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Having you in my life made everything better
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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When all else fails take a nap (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the jerk whisperer (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Always remember, it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Please cancel my subscription to your issues (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Life is too short to waste time matching socks (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Life is short. Buy the shoes (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Life is short, eat dessert first (Funny Quotes To Live By)
If no one comes from the future to stop you doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be? (Funny Quotes To Live By)
I'll sleep when i'm dead (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Sweat like a pig look like a fox (Funny Quotes To Live By)
For some, there's therapy. For the rest of us there's chocolate (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Stress doesn't really go with my outfit (Funny Quotes To Live By)
When your daughter asks you why she has to study... show her this photo (Funny Quotes To Live By)
When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Funny Quotes To Live By)
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now (Funny Quotes To Live By)
If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Friends are therapists you can drink with (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Diet starts next week (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate (Funny Quotes To Live By)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Funny Quotes To Live By)
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good (Funny Quotes To Live By)
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge (Funny Quotes To Live By)
I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Funny Quotes To Live By)
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