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Funny Quotes About Women

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
Together is my favorite place to be
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would a queen  (Funny Quotes About Women) When ur on ur period  (Funny Quotes About Women) Can a woman make you a millionaire. Yes! If you are a billionaire  (Funny Quotes About Women) I don't care if the guy has a sexy body or rock hard abs. I just care about his personality. Said no woman ever  (Funny Quotes About Women) Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other  (Funny Quotes About Women) When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant?  (Funny Quotes About Women) Women. Half the population. All the brains  (Funny Quotes About Women) Women be like, nope I ain't mad  (Funny Quotes About Women) Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary  (Funny Quotes About Women) That feeling when you finally take off your bra  (Funny Quotes About Women) Meanwhile in my uterus  (Funny Quotes About Women) Newton's third law of emotion. For every male action there is a female overreaction  (Funny Quotes About Women) Over 68,000 single women starve to death each year  (Funny Quotes About Women) We could make some room for it if we cleaned out your closet  (Funny Quotes About Women) When someone tells me to sit like a lady  (Funny Quotes About Women) Sometimes the best man for the job isn't a man  (Funny Quotes About Women) Why she might be upset. Part 1  (Funny Quotes About Women) This is what happens when she says she's only bringing her essentials  (Funny Quotes About Women) And that class is how to keep a woman happy  (Funny Quotes About Women) You’re supposed to pull my chair out, hold the door open for me, pay for me and be nice to me no matter what... while treating me like an equal  (Funny Quotes About Women) We can do it. But if it involves getting dirty/wet/tired... the men can do it  (Funny Quotes About Women) I’m a woman. I don’t know what I want, but I can get mad, if I don’t get it  (Funny Quotes About Women) We whine when we don’t have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do  (Funny Quotes About Women) Being a bitch. Get used to it kid, it’s hard coded in their DNA  (Funny Quotes About Women) I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm pretty. So there's no way I could be a size 2. God had to be fair  (Funny Quotes About Women)