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Funny Quotes About Life
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
Together is my favorite place to be
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Don't look back you're not going that way
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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You had me at hello






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I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes (Funny Quotes About Life)
Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're going to get out alive (Funny Quotes About Life)
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant, in which case me will eat a cookie (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funny Quotes About Life)
12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life (Funny Quotes About Life)
Ted has learned that Susan does indeed have a last nerve (Funny Quotes About Life)
I need a six month vacation. Twice a year (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life would be better if we wore more tutus (Funny Quotes About Life)
To do. Wake up. Survive. Go back to sleep (Funny Quotes About Life)
So what do you think the meaning of life is? Food and sleep (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do (Funny Quotes About Life)
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen (Funny Quotes About Life)
If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is basically all the stuff you have to do to get from coffee to wine time (Funny Quotes About Life)
How can I control my life when I can't even control my hair (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life begins after coffee (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Funny Quotes About Life)
This summarizes my love life. I’m the guy in blue (Funny Quotes About Life)
Life is too short to remove the USB safely (Funny Quotes About Life)