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Funny Motivational Quotes

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
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You'll get enough rest when you're dead  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Don't let the weekends ruin your progress. Fight hard towards self control  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition  (Funny Motivational Quotes) You had the power all along, my dear  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Now  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Sleep is for the weak  (Funny Motivational Quotes) The difference between try and triumph is a little umph  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Too much of a good thing can be wonderful  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Hope is the dream of a waking man  (Funny Motivational Quotes) But seriously though, what was your excuse?  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Just because I rock doesn’t mean I am made of stone  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Just do it. Even if you suck  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Don’t worry, you got this  (Funny Motivational Quotes) You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think  (Funny Motivational Quotes) When you kinda wanna just do it... but not really  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood  (Funny Motivational Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Just because I rock doesn’t mean I am made of stone  (Funny Motivational Quotes) When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia  (Funny Motivational Quotes) I don’t know why femininity should be associated with weakness. Women should be free to express who they are without thinking, ‘I need to act like a man, or I need to tone it down to be successful.’ That’s a very good way to keep women down  (Funny Motivational Quotes) My nursery school did a production of ‘The Three Little Pigs.’ I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused to get up and answer it because, to me, he was knocking the wrong way. I just lay there, snoring away on stage, fully immersed in my character. My dad turned to my mom and said: ‘Dustin Hoffman.’  (Funny Motivational Quotes) To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Today is the day. I can feel it  (Funny Motivational Quotes) If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven’t laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.  (Funny Motivational Quotes) I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it.  (Funny Motivational Quotes) Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.  (Funny Motivational Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you  (Funny Motivational Quotes)
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