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Funny Motivational Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
You had me at hello
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs






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There can be only one (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Nobody is impressed with how good your excuses are (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Sometimes the thing that is holding you back is all in your head (Funny Motivational Quotes)
I'll sleep when i'm dead (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on (Funny Motivational Quotes)
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care (Funny Motivational Quotes)
I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work (Funny Motivational Quotes)
If there are no ups and downs in your life it means you are dead (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Think outside the box (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Sweat like a pig look like a fox (Funny Motivational Quotes)
The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Me. You (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running (Funny Motivational Quotes)
I am currently training to be your hottest ex girlfriend (Funny Motivational Quotes)
You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do? (Funny Motivational Quotes)
That's not sweat on your face it's fat crying (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Sweat is just fat crying (Funny Motivational Quotes)
If you're gonna dream, dream big (Funny Motivational Quotes)
You can’t deposit excuses (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Sleep is for the weak (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Your excuses. Yeah, whatever (Funny Motivational Quotes)
Now (Funny Motivational Quotes)
I failed my way to success (Funny Motivational Quotes)
You snooze, you lose (Funny Motivational Quotes)
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on (Funny Motivational Quotes)
You had the power all along, my dear (Funny Motivational Quotes)