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Funny Life Quotes

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons Picture Quote #1

You live and learn. At any rate, you live Picture Quote #1

If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it Picture Quote #1

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? Picture Quote #1

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim Picture Quote #1

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular Picture Quote #1

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets Picture Quote #1

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people Picture Quote #1

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you Picture Quote #1

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart Picture Quote #1

Comedy is tragedy plus time Picture Quote #1

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy Picture Quote #1

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The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization Picture Quote #1

A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar Picture Quote #1

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life Picture Quote #1

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations Picture Quote #1

I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t Picture Quote #1

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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life Picture Quote #1

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it Picture Quote #1

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry Picture Quote #1

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first Picture Quote #1

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it Picture Quote #1

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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny Picture Quote #1

Life... is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast Picture Quote #1

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it Picture Quote #1

Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we have learned to walk Picture Quote #1

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Picture Quote #1

You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend Picture Quote #1

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I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons (Funny Life Quotes) You live and learn. At any rate, you live (Funny Life Quotes) If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it (Funny Life Quotes) Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? (Funny Life Quotes) Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim (Funny Life Quotes) In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular (Funny Life Quotes) The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets (Funny Life Quotes) Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people (Funny Life Quotes) Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you (Funny Life Quotes) Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart (Funny Life Quotes) Comedy is tragedy plus time (Funny Life Quotes) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy (Funny Life Quotes) The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization (Funny Life Quotes) A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me (Funny Life Quotes) Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar (Funny Life Quotes) What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life (Funny Life Quotes) I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations (Funny Life Quotes) I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t (Funny Life Quotes) The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it (Funny Life Quotes) The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life (Funny Life Quotes) Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry (Funny Life Quotes) Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first (Funny Life Quotes) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it (Funny Life Quotes) Life would be tragic if it weren't funny (Funny Life Quotes) Life... is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast (Funny Life Quotes) All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a maze in which we take the wrong turning before we have learned to walk (Funny Life Quotes) Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? (Funny Life Quotes) You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend (Funny Life Quotes)

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