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Funny Life Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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A year from now you'll wish you started today
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
Together is my favorite place to be
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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There’s birth, there’s death, and in between there’s maintenance (Funny Life Quotes)
I intend to live forever, or die trying (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is so unlike theory (Funny Life Quotes)
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow (Funny Life Quotes)
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present (Funny Life Quotes)
I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons (Funny Life Quotes)
You live and learn. At any rate, you live (Funny Life Quotes)
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? (Funny Life Quotes)
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it (Funny Life Quotes)
There must be more to life than having everything (Funny Life Quotes)
A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them (Funny Life Quotes)
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation (Funny Life Quotes)
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live (Funny Life Quotes)
Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap’s versifying (Funny Life Quotes)
And do you know a funny thing? I’m almost fifty years old and I’ve never understood anything in my whole life. (Funny Life Quotes)
I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. (Funny Life Quotes)
I don’t think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. (Funny Life Quotes)
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It’s using the energy... (Funny Life Quotes)
The funny thing about life is, there’s nothing better to do than live it (Funny Life Quotes)
I’m funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. (Funny Life Quotes)
It’s funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others (Funny Life Quotes)
It’s funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain’t a damn thing funny (Funny Life Quotes)
It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead, you’re made for life (Funny Life Quotes)
It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead your made for life (Funny Life Quotes)
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it’s all over much too soon (Funny Life Quotes)
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say ‘I want to see the manager.’ (Funny Life Quotes)
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about (Funny Life Quotes)
The gods throw the dice and they don’t ask whether we want to be in the game or not (Funny Life Quotes)
Life... is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. (Funny Life Quotes)