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Funny Life Quotes

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons Picture Quote #1

Life is a zoo in a jungle Picture Quote #1

There’s birth, there’s death, and in between there’s maintenance Picture Quote #1

I intend to live forever, or die trying Picture Quote #1

Life is so unlike theory Picture Quote #1

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t Picture Quote #1

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular Picture Quote #1

Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar Picture Quote #1

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations Picture Quote #1

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy Picture Quote #1

The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is tragedy plus time Picture Quote #1

What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life Picture Quote #1

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart Picture Quote #1

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out Picture Quote #1

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? Picture Quote #1

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it Picture Quote #1

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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry Picture Quote #1

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first Picture Quote #1

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it Picture Quote #1

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny Picture Quote #1

Life... is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast Picture Quote #1

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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life Picture Quote #1

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I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a zoo in a jungle (Funny Life Quotes) There’s birth, there’s death, and in between there’s maintenance (Funny Life Quotes) I intend to live forever, or die trying (Funny Life Quotes) Life is so unlike theory (Funny Life Quotes) Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out (Funny Life Quotes) I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t (Funny Life Quotes) In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular (Funny Life Quotes) Life isn’t a cabaret. It’s a dive bar (Funny Life Quotes) I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations (Funny Life Quotes) The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy (Funny Life Quotes) The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization (Funny Life Quotes) Comedy is tragedy plus time (Funny Life Quotes) What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life (Funny Life Quotes) Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart (Funny Life Quotes) Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out (Funny Life Quotes) Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? (Funny Life Quotes) Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it (Funny Life Quotes) The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life (Funny Life Quotes) Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry (Funny Life Quotes) Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first (Funny Life Quotes) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it (Funny Life Quotes) Life would be tragic if it weren't funny (Funny Life Quotes) Life... is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast (Funny Life Quotes) The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life (Funny Life Quotes)

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