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Do not reward yourself with food, you’re not a dog  (Funny Food Quotes) Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you  (Funny Food Quotes) I’ve always got room for ice cream  (Funny Food Quotes) I’ll order some fries for myself so I don’t have to eat from yours. Said no girlfriend ever  (Funny Food Quotes) Getting home after buying all your favorite foods from the grocery store  (Funny Food Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Funny Food Quotes) Eat less sugar, you're sweet enough already  (Funny Food Quotes) Either you like bacon or you're wrong  (Funny Food Quotes) Chocolate is always a good idea  (Funny Food Quotes) How I feel waiting for food on cheat day  (Funny Food Quotes) I freaking love cake  (Funny Food Quotes) I'll get my own damn food  (Funny Food Quotes) Put food in me  (Funny Food Quotes) Pizza with burgers in the crust  (Funny Food Quotes) I love food more than I love people  (Funny Food Quotes) What! That airplane tasted just like peas  (Funny Food Quotes) Too much food? YOLO  (Funny Food Quotes) Diet starts next week  (Funny Food Quotes) Diet starts next week quote  (Funny Food Quotes) Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place. The fridge  (Funny Food Quotes) As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it  (Funny Food Quotes) Where is my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?  (Funny Food Quotes) And I'll have the number eight. That's a party platter, it serves 12 people. I know what I'm about son  (Funny Food Quotes) Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." Do you understand?  (Funny Food Quotes) Really? You're not scared to eat here? When I eat, it is the food that is scared  (Funny Food Quotes) It tastes like feet! I like it! Are you kidding? What's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!  (Funny Food Quotes) Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too!  (Funny Food Quotes) If we are going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid  (Funny Food Quotes) Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works  (Funny Food Quotes) It’s a funny thing about me. I don’t have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry  (Funny Food Quotes)
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