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Funny Diet Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
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Diet starts next week  (Funny Diet Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!"  (Funny Diet Quotes) Just one more.. then I start my diet  (Funny Diet Quotes) What you eat in private you wear in public  (Funny Diet Quotes) Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week  (Funny Diet Quotes) Pandas. Proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat  (Funny Diet Quotes) They forgot my diet coke  (Funny Diet Quotes) Lost 30lbs and a cup size  (Funny Diet Quotes) Slim fast  (Funny Diet Quotes) Girls on diets be like  (Funny Diet Quotes) New Year’s resolution. Option A: Lose weight. Option B: Buy a bigger basket  (Funny Diet Quotes) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand  (Funny Diet Quotes) Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.  (Funny Diet Quotes) Now I can get fat  (Funny Diet Quotes) Remember diet. Remember diet. Remember diet  (Funny Diet Quotes) I want a hot body... but I also want tacos  (Funny Diet Quotes) You’re not welcome here, go away!  (Funny Diet Quotes) There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie  (Funny Diet Quotes) Diet coke? Now I can eat anything  (Funny Diet Quotes) I’ll never eat again, I’m so fat  (Funny Diet Quotes) Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug  (Funny Diet Quotes) And a diet coke  (Funny Diet Quotes) Oh salad.. you're so funny!  (Funny Diet Quotes) Walking down the junk food aisle like  (Funny Diet Quotes) Walk away fatty. You  (Funny Diet Quotes) See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it  (Funny Diet Quotes) I’m on a seafood diet. I eat everything I see  (Funny Diet Quotes) And a diet Pepsi. Don’t wanna get fat  (Funny Diet Quotes) Day after cheat meal  (Funny Diet Quotes) I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it  (Funny Diet Quotes)
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