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Funny Diet Quotes

Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug Picture Quote #1

Don’t forget, you are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person Picture Quote #1

First I was like... Yes, I will do this. Then I was like... Oh snap. Is that cake? Picture Quote #1

Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day Picture Quote #1

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet Picture Quote #1

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days Picture Quote #1

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I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, photos and mirrors Picture Quote #1

I keep trying to lose weight... But it keeps finding me! Picture Quote #1

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie Picture Quote #1

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people Picture Quote #1

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Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug (Funny Diet Quotes) Don’t forget, you are what you eat. I need to eat a skinny person (Funny Diet Quotes) First I was like... Yes, I will do this. Then I was like... Oh snap. Is that cake? (Funny Diet Quotes) Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day (Funny Diet Quotes) Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet (Funny Diet Quotes) I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days (Funny Diet Quotes) I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like scales, photos and mirrors (Funny Diet Quotes) I keep trying to lose weight... But it keeps finding me! (Funny Diet Quotes) Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie (Funny Diet Quotes) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people (Funny Diet Quotes)

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