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Funny Baby Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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Together is my favorite place to be
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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Don't look back you're not going that way
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever






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Text Quotes
Poop before or after diaper change? Or during! (Funny Baby Quotes)
Someone ate all the muffins (it was him) (Funny Baby Quotes)
Don’t know where I’ll go for lunch.. left or right? (Funny Baby Quotes)
A crying baby is the best form of birth control (Funny Baby Quotes)
So you're saying I just cry and boobs appear (Funny Baby Quotes)
When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren’t looking (Funny Baby Quotes)
Mmm lunch (Funny Baby Quotes)
Yeah, that's pretty much what they cost (Funny Baby Quotes)
Right? This baby knows what I’m talking about (Funny Baby Quotes)
Baby’s first photobomb (Funny Baby Quotes)
How I feel trying to leave my sleeping baby so he stays sleeping (Funny Baby Quotes)
Oh, good you’re sending it back. I’ll get the tape (Funny Baby Quotes)
Two pictures taken before and after pooping (Funny Baby Quotes)
I am so ready to have this baby (Funny Baby Quotes)
I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes (Funny Baby Quotes)
Our deal... is complete (Funny Baby Quotes)
When it's dad's turn to change the diaper (Funny Baby Quotes)
So if olive oil is made from olives then baby oil... OMG (Funny Baby Quotes)
I have a surprise for you... It’s poop (Funny Baby Quotes)
Me (Funny Baby Quotes)
Mom giving baby a bath. Dad giving baby a bath (Funny Baby Quotes)
So, this is how you were born (Funny Baby Quotes)
Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Funny Baby Quotes)
Baby loading... please wait (Funny Baby Quotes)
Sure honey! I’ll watch the baby (Funny Baby Quotes)
Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love (Funny Baby Quotes)