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Funniest Quotes Of All Time

Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
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