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Fart Quotes

I don’t usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class Picture Quote #1

I fart in your general direction Picture Quote #1

I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat Picture Quote #1

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away Picture Quote #1

I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke Picture Quote #1

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role Picture Quote #1

Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries Picture Quote #1

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke Picture Quote #1

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind Picture Quote #1

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body Picture Quote #1

You couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass! Picture Quote #1

Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind Picture Quote #1

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner Picture Quote #1

You can’t even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don’t waste time thinking about who’s most talented Picture Quote #1

When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell Picture Quote #1

Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on Picture Quote #1

My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward Picture Quote #1

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I don’t usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class (Fart Quotes) I fart in your general direction (Fart Quotes) I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet, under a cow pat (Fart Quotes) My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away (Fart Quotes) I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke (Fart Quotes) At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role (Fart Quotes) Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in (Fart Quotes) I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (Fart Quotes) Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke (Fart Quotes) Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind (Fart Quotes) I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body (Fart Quotes) You couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass! (Fart Quotes) Actions defined a man; words were a fart in the wind (Fart Quotes) As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner (Fart Quotes) You can’t even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his own life. Don’t waste time thinking about who’s most talented (Fart Quotes) When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell (Fart Quotes) Having kids means there’s always someone around to blame your fart on (Fart Quotes) My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward. (Fart Quotes)

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